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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Dec 3, 2003 11:25:26 GMT -5
Come here and post a good job that you think needs to be joke of the week. Make sure you put who said it behind it please.[/color]
'I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.' - Mitch Hedberg[/color]
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Dec 3, 2003 11:28:43 GMT -5
'When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufrane, party of two. Dufrane, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufrane, party of two, Dufrane, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to the Dufranes. No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish....the Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct take over their mouths, and they're hungry. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Dufranes.' Mitch Hedberg[/color]
This joke made me laugh so hard I almost pissed my pants!
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Post by Robert on Dec 3, 2003 19:53:33 GMT -5
I kinda get it....lol
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Post by LostSunrise on Dec 3, 2003 20:18:34 GMT -5
Not really a joke, but this is pretty funny:  |
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Post by Robert on Dec 3, 2003 20:22:38 GMT -5
haha.... thats funny. ;D
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Post by LostSunrise on Dec 3, 2003 20:24:42 GMT -5
If you want a real joke, here:
A bus full of Catholic schoolgirls flips over and all the girls die. They ascend and arrive at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter greets them. He announces that he is going to ask one question, and they must answer truthfully and do as he says to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
The first girl steps up to him and he says, "Have you ever touched a man's penis?" She answers, "Once, with the tip of my finger..." Saint Peter tells her to dip the tip of her finger in the holy water and to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
The second girl steps up and he asks the same question. She answers, "Once with my whole hand." Saint Peter tells her to dip her hand in the holy water and to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
The third girl steps up, and Saint Peter asks the same question. Before the girl can answer, the girl behind her shoves her out of the way and says, "If I have to gargle with this water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it!!!"
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Post by Robert on Dec 3, 2003 20:31:29 GMT -5
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Post by Pixie on Dec 4, 2003 21:19:57 GMT -5
lol, that's a good one!
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Post by Robert on Dec 5, 2003 18:39:58 GMT -5
thats an awesome one! ;D
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Post by Dale The Great! on Dec 6, 2003 8:32:36 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar *ouch* it was a steel bar
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Post by Robert on Dec 6, 2003 16:30:11 GMT -5
a grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer. the bartender says: "you have the same name as the beer!" and the grasshopper says: "you mean Dale?"
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Post by Dale The Great! on Dec 6, 2003 16:31:37 GMT -5
a grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer. the bartender says: "you have the same name as the beer!" and the grasshopper says: "you mean Dale?" i dont get it, is it an insult? |
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Post by Robert on Dec 6, 2003 16:34:27 GMT -5
no! lol my dad's friend told me that joke.
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Dec 6, 2003 17:16:49 GMT -5
a grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer. the bartender says: "you have the same name as the beer!" and the grasshopper says: "you mean Dale?" LOL thats a good joke. |
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Post by Robert on Dec 6, 2003 21:02:48 GMT -5
yeah.... it is.
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