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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Dec 6, 2003 21:06:08 GMT -5
I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number. Something like, 222-2222. I would say sweet. People would say, "Mitch, how do I get ahold of you?" I would say, "Press 2 for a while, and when I answer, you will know that you have pressed 2 enough"- Mitch Hedberg
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Post by Robert on Dec 6, 2003 21:08:30 GMT -5
ahahahahahahaha thats awesome!
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Post by Daemon Rose on Dec 7, 2003 0:13:48 GMT -5
I was a terrible speller when I was a child, so my parents bought me Speak & Spell to help me learn. But this toy was evil! They should have called it "Speak like the Devil..." It used to wake me in the middle of the night with that weird voice.... Plaaay with meee... A B C D E F G, I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY.... I'm eight years old, I spell great, but I talk like a freak! - Dane Cook!
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Post by Robert on Dec 7, 2003 14:02:03 GMT -5
thats not what he says!....
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Post by Daemon Rose on Dec 7, 2003 14:08:51 GMT -5
I found it on a Dane Cook quote site.
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Post by Robert on Dec 7, 2003 14:10:19 GMT -5
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Post by Daemon Rose on Dec 7, 2003 14:11:12 GMT -5
No a different site dedicated to him. A Unofficial Dane Cook site.
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Post by Robert on Dec 7, 2003 23:01:23 GMT -5
oh? may I see it....lol
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Dec 8, 2003 11:50:13 GMT -5
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Post by Robert on Dec 10, 2003 23:23:49 GMT -5
oh....lol haha.... well there we go I saw I came and I left.... ;D
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Dec 11, 2003 15:17:09 GMT -5
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.-Mitch Hedberg[/color]
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Post by Robert on Dec 12, 2003 21:06:22 GMT -5
hahahahaha awesome! man! ;D
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Post by Dale The Great! on Dec 13, 2003 7:38:11 GMT -5
LOL thats pretty funny.
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Post by Robert on Dec 13, 2003 15:15:33 GMT -5
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Post by Dale The Great! on Dec 14, 2003 4:37:04 GMT -5
^^^ Yes my amazing joke ^^^
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