Post by Daemon Rose on Nov 23, 2003 14:53:26 GMT -5
Once upon a time
I committed a crime
knocked some fuck down
knowing he was a clown
I ran away without a worry
I then got stopped by a cop named hairy
who smelled like ben and jerry
he told me I did wrong
and I said ill turn you into a frog
and then he ran away all scared
he came back with his gun pointed at me
telling me to watch my p's
so i looked in my pants
and chuckled and began to chant
what you worried I am bigger than you
he pulled me out
kicked me all about
and then thru me in back with chatcki
the damn dog barked
and hell did he fart
but I didnt care cause he cant see me
harry drove me to the station
told me to empty my pockets like some little bitch
I put my hand in and pulled up a roach
he looked at me and smiled
we sat down and got fired
so thats the day I went to jail..
Thee end..
I committed a crime
knocked some fuck down
knowing he was a clown
I ran away without a worry
I then got stopped by a cop named hairy
who smelled like ben and jerry
he told me I did wrong
and I said ill turn you into a frog
and then he ran away all scared
he came back with his gun pointed at me
telling me to watch my p's
so i looked in my pants
and chuckled and began to chant
what you worried I am bigger than you
he pulled me out
kicked me all about
and then thru me in back with chatcki
the damn dog barked
and hell did he fart
but I didnt care cause he cant see me
harry drove me to the station
told me to empty my pockets like some little bitch
I put my hand in and pulled up a roach
he looked at me and smiled
we sat down and got fired
so thats the day I went to jail..
Thee end..
