MY Flows (Robert Read)

[Mr. Hendrickson™]

Yo KracKerMC up in this ma/
Listen to these beats as I slap you like your ma/
Im white proud of it so whats the prob/
I dont care if you got a 14 inche knob/
I got a way better flow with mine than yours/
site back relax and take it like a whore/
Fat wide and somewhat kroocked/
Lick it suck it love it adore it/
Drink it up you pathetic rap artist/
So called wannabe lost cause choke artist/
Your a little weak in the knees as your so much retarded/
Ill slow it down so your yellow bus ass can handle it/
Oooo Aaaaa feel the rhyme flowin/
I am about to go and blow it in your throat and/
doesnt it feel good to know you got your calcium/
Now go home and take the rest of your valium/
before you freak out and wanta get some of this again/
Terror Wrist bleeding like a fake ass suicidal/
Gansta Thrillaz will come to your kids dress recidal/
and kick your ass all around causing much panic/
holding our dicks up and showing them our cannons/
spray down the walls with the white wash power/
Dont give a fuck who runs away and cowers/
Your all cowards/
Hiding behind your lame as flows/
hoping that no one will find out that ya dont know/
Anythign about anything cause you cant pass go/
Retards little short midget types/
Your all about the big time and all about the hype/
Stop listen to yourself and stop trippin/
Gangsta Thrillaz come and comin for the bitches.../


Young Affender

Ima comea t ya with this flow so dont go no wheres/
Ima make you shit in your scoobie Doo underwears/
Ima come at you with my pistol at my side/
Make ya want to jump out tha window and committ suicide/
Knock your ass out like mike tyson/
making you think that your in this fight son/
Your nothing to me and you should know dis/
I got more rhymes than you and your fuckin blowfish/
Young Dre wanna flow and battle hold this/
Thought while I go through flow on through this/
No trouble for my mind as I make you throw up and shit/
You dont know what you cant handle/
I am like jack jumping over the candle/
Im hot and I can see the finish line/
I am way ahead of you and your trailor park rhymes/
YOu copy my shit and I will blow you up like a land mine/
Ima teach you that I am the detective and your flows are the crimes/
Im gonna give you two seconds to get an alibi/
Before I lock you up in my historic battle rhymes/
I ll make you hear all the cranky ass baby cries/
Tape your eyes open and strap you to the chair/
Make you listen to lucy and that fucker fred astair/
Hey luy Im home who gives a shit I dont fucking care/
I dont care if ya ears bleed/
Trickle trickle trickle down the chair/
You come at me cause I am a Gangsta Thrillaz/
Knocking your monkey ass back like King Kong the Gorilla/
Mario oh MArio were have you gone/
This is the end cause your pussy ass is done/
deep fried to perfection/
Cause my flow has the direction/
As you flows wallow at home/
you gonna swallow da stones/
Ill spit at ya u fake ass rappa/
AS your writting your come backs/
on your little white crapper/
holla back when you get it togetha/
Then Ill come wit it and rip shit/
Show ya what this white man can do/
As I dance dance dance all over your whack ass rhymes/
Like the Gangsta Thrillaz wil always do...peace/

*I was known as KrackerMC on a Battle Rap site these are two flows I did*

[Mr. Hendrickson™]

The Twisted One

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Listen to dis shit right here/
They call me the increbile one/
Walk up and slap your face with my glove/
Im not afraid of the twist tie one/
No wait you call yourself the twisted one/
What are you twisting as you sit back listenin/
To me rip you apart like a mechanic does the car parts/
You cant see me/
I can lead a better uprising then Robert E. Lee/
Ill make you bleed from everywhere/
Much like Kobe Bryant did to the little girl/
There is no stop to what I can do/
Ill rip you apart then put you together with glue/
Ill knock you around like Mike Tyson/
Then bite of your ear and give it back to you/
The twisted one shit your more like the gayest son/
If Michael Jackson and Carson from the Fab Five mated/
You'd be the one that came out their anus/
Full of shit and the blood of those two/
You'd be a fucked up looking whack as Jew/
Whoa wait that is stop/
Put you out to the little yellow buses stop/
Step up into the bus and begin to cry/
Cause you've noticed your not a girl nor a guy/
What the hell are you no one will know/
But I am sure George Bush's daughters would give you a go/
Party all day and Party all night/
Get plastic surgery will a dull knife/
Look worse than your fathers, fathers, father what?/
You'll look more like Janet Renos Butt/
Come back at me with all you got/
You cant touch me not even with a perfect shot/
JustinCrecible just walked all over you/
Slapped you around like the Asain FLu/
A one A two oh wait FUCK YOU!

*This is for fun Robert*

[Pixie]

OMG, that is funny as hell ;D

[Mr. Hendrickson™]

Thanks. I was bored and decided to show you what I can do!

[Robert]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats awesome man! im cryin from laughing so hard....haha

[Mr. Hendrickson™]

I am bumpin this shit up Playboy!

[Robert]

I remember that.... it was awesome!

[Mr. Hendrickson™]

Yeah I thought it was funny so I bumped it up again. YOu never did a flow back though.

[David]

The twisted one shit your more like the gayest son/
If Michael Jackson and Carson from the Fab Five mated/
You'd be the one that came out their anus/
Full of shit and the blood of those two/
You'd be a fucked up looking whack as Jew/

OMG that is so fucking funny~

[.B.e.c.c.a.<3]

OMg..ah ha ha. Nice! ;D

[Mr. Hendrickson™]

Thanks I try my hardest not to show I am more white than Michael Jackson.. LOL

[.B.e.c.c.a.<3]

ah ha ha

[Mr. Hendrickson™]

LOL you like laughing at me dont you Becca. LOL anyways I will be debuting another one here soon!

[.B.e.c.c.a.<3]

*lol* No it was just funny. You know, the MJ thing. ;D That's cool.

[Mr. Hendrickson™]

Yeah I know.. LOL