Post by pants on Jul 30, 2003 11:58:34 GMT -5
i posted these over at t&t, and i'll put em here too.
paint song:
i eat paint,
it tastes great,
i dont even,
need a plate,
to eat paint,
and that's how i got ear cancer.
Geroge Foreman:
Geroge Foreman was a poor man
so he made himself a grill
sold it on the television
then sent you a bill.
Foreman, George Foreman
king of the grilling machine
foreman, george foreman
he'll make all your food lean.
Homosexual Candy (i made this up at the golf course when one of my friends was acting like a bitch):
Homosexual Candy, likes to take it in the ass,
homosexual candy, fuck ya right here on the grass,
homosexual candy,
all the guys call him mandy,
hear say that he's a lil queer,
suck on anything for a beer.
Baby powder (this one is dedicated to KJWebb5, who gave me the idea late at night at about 1:15am)
baby powder feels good on your butt
baby powder on your left nut
baby powder rub it all in
come on let's sing it again!
baby powder, it's white and smells good,
baby powder, not sold in the hood,
baby powder on your feet,
yep, it's pretty neat!
Canada:
i hate canada,
yes i do,
i hate canada,
how 'bout you?
gonna take it over,
with pygmies,
gonna take it over,
bite their knees,
canada's goin down
da-da da-da da-da
the cricket
big ass cricket jumped on my bed,
scared the shit outta me,
made my face turn red.
tried to hit it with a baseball bat,
wanted to make it very flat.
but it jumped up and scared me,
in my pants, i did pee.
ran away, then i cried,
hopefully the cricket, has died.
by my locker:
ugly bitch by my locker,
go away,
ugly bitch by my locker,
please dont stay,
ugly bitch by my locker,
hope she dies,
ugly bitch by my locker,
hurts my eyes,
hurray, she's goin away!
the meat song (no fags, it's not about that dirty minded basterds, for shame
meat goes in
teeth come down
every one
does it in town
eating meat is very fun
eating meat, it must be done,
if you dont eat all ur meat,
you will lose both your feet.
paint song:
i eat paint,
it tastes great,
i dont even,
need a plate,
to eat paint,
and that's how i got ear cancer.
Geroge Foreman:
Geroge Foreman was a poor man
so he made himself a grill
sold it on the television
then sent you a bill.
Foreman, George Foreman
king of the grilling machine
foreman, george foreman
he'll make all your food lean.
Homosexual Candy (i made this up at the golf course when one of my friends was acting like a bitch):
Homosexual Candy, likes to take it in the ass,
homosexual candy, fuck ya right here on the grass,
homosexual candy,
all the guys call him mandy,
hear say that he's a lil queer,
suck on anything for a beer.
Baby powder (this one is dedicated to KJWebb5, who gave me the idea late at night at about 1:15am)
baby powder feels good on your butt
baby powder on your left nut
baby powder rub it all in
come on let's sing it again!
baby powder, it's white and smells good,
baby powder, not sold in the hood,
baby powder on your feet,
yep, it's pretty neat!
Canada:
i hate canada,
yes i do,
i hate canada,
how 'bout you?
gonna take it over,
with pygmies,
gonna take it over,
bite their knees,
canada's goin down
da-da da-da da-da
the cricket
big ass cricket jumped on my bed,
scared the shit outta me,
made my face turn red.
tried to hit it with a baseball bat,
wanted to make it very flat.
but it jumped up and scared me,
in my pants, i did pee.
ran away, then i cried,
hopefully the cricket, has died.
by my locker:
ugly bitch by my locker,
go away,
ugly bitch by my locker,
please dont stay,
ugly bitch by my locker,
hope she dies,
ugly bitch by my locker,
hurts my eyes,
hurray, she's goin away!
the meat song (no fags, it's not about that dirty minded basterds, for shame
meat goes in
teeth come down
every one
does it in town
eating meat is very fun
eating meat, it must be done,
if you dont eat all ur meat,
you will lose both your feet.
