Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Aug 27, 2003 20:26:32 GMT -5
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***SMACKDOWN***
El Paso's own Eddie Guerrero arrives to the arena in his car. Eddie walks to the ring through the crowd. Eddie gets on the mic. Eddie says this is where it all started. Eddie says he is at home. HUGE ovation. Eddie tells a story of when his grandmother first came to El Paso and cheated on her citizenship test. Eddie is interupted by John Cena coming to the ring. Cena does his usual rhymes saying Eddie does not belong here. Cena says Eddie has the US Title but he's not even an US citizen. Cena calls Eddie a wet back and says he's going to stick his foot up his ass. Eddie says Cena is pretty good for a white boy. Eddie says he is lying, that sucked. Eddie says Cena should not talk about his people where there are 12,000 of them there. Cena wants a shot at the US title. Eddie grants his wish and the match is on tonight. Cena says after he takes Eddie's title he will take his sister also. Eddie responds with an attack on Cena and clotheslines him out of the ring. As Cena is walking to the back Eddie rubs it in by doing a rhyme of his own.
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WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Rey Mysterio beat Nunzio w/ Stamboli and Palumbo with a top rope leg drop.
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Chris Benoit beat A-Train w/ Sable via the crippler crossface.
Backstage, Eddie is informed that someone is messing with his car.
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During the break, Albert tells Benoit that he did not beat him clean as his feet were under the ropes. Benoit is attacked from behind by Rhyno. Rhyno and Albert leave together.
In the parking lot Eddie finds his car has been stripped down. The APA, FBI, and Funaki know nothing about it. Eddie attacks the FBI for laughing at him until the APA pull him off.
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Brock Lesnar comes to the ring with a mic in hand. Lesnar says he is sick of everyone telling him he tapped out at Summerslam. Lesnar says it was a miracle because he's never tapped out in his life. Lesnar says he is not a quitter. Lesnar says things are not over between he and Angle. Lesnar demands a title rematch and calls out Angle. Angle appears on the oval tron making fun of Lesnar for being a whiny little bitch. Angle says he is coming to the ring and will make Lesnar tap out again. Undertaker rides his motorcycle to the ring. Undertaker wonders what all the talk is he hears about Lesnar regaining the title. Undertaker says Lesnar had his chance and he tapped out. Undertaker realizes it has been a long time since he's had his title shot. Undertaker warns Lesnar he should not worry about his rematch, he should worry about where he is tresspassing because this is his yard. If Lesnar has a problem leaving the yard, Undertaker will be glad to help him. Big Show comes to the ring. Show says he is 7'2 and 500 pounds and and has inflicted more pain and suffering on Angle, Lesnar, and Undertaker than anyone in the company, so he should get the title shot. Kurt Angle finally comes to the ring. Angle says he does not give a damn who he faces. Angle looks at Undertaker and says it would be an honor to make him tap in his own yard. Angle tells Show he has caused him pain and suffering just from his body odor alone. Stephanie McMahon comes to the ring. Stephanie says we will settle this the old fashion way. The next superstar to face Angle will be the winner of a triple threat match tonight between Undertaker, Lesnar, and Show.
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Backstage, Josh Mathews asks Cena if he touched Eddie's car. Cena denies it.
US Title Match
Eddie Guerrero beat John Cena via DQ after the ref watched Cena punch Eddie between the legs. Cena came to the ring carrying one of Eddie's rims. After the match Cena decked the ref with his chain and choked Eddie with it. Cena then FU'ed Eddie on the rim. Long match.
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Triple Threat No DQ #1 Contenders Match
(Kurt Angle at the announcers' table)
Brock Lesnar vs Big Show vs Undertaker
Undertaker pinned Lesnar with the last ride. Undertaker gets the title shot at Angle on next week's Smackdown in New Orleans.
After the match Angle enters the ring and he and Undertaker stare at each other. Angle leaves to the back. Undertaker salutes the fans and walks to the back.
Dark Matches / Velocity Tapings
Ultimo Dragon pinned a jobber – The place was so loud I never heard the jobber’s name (By the way, what is Dragon doing appearing in Dark Matches? – I don’t know either)
Sho Funaki & Mortis (Chris Kanyon) beat two preliminary wrestlers I’ve never heard of before
At this point, Josh Matthews & Tazz made their way to ringside – Huge pop for Tazz.
Doug Basham (with his brother and Shaniqua) pinned Billy Gunn (with Torrie, who looked beautiful) after Doug’s brother ended up interfering and pinning Gunn. – During this match, Jamie Knoble and Nidia ran to ringside to even up the odds, after the match, Billy and Jamie appear to have an argument – Torrie then treated the guys to a peek at her cheeks.
Shannon Moore (with Matt Hardy) pinned a jobber – surprisingly loud ovation for Moore, wrestled very well tonight and the fans appreciated it I think.
Yoshihiro Tajiri pinned Billy Kidman after Tajiri used the mist on Billy – Tajiri got a HUGE pop from the crowd, this was a very good match
WWE Tag Team Champions Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas beat The Acolytes/APA Bradshaw & Faarooq – Tremendous pop for The APA tonight.
***SMACKDOWN***
El Paso's own Eddie Guerrero arrives to the arena in his car. Eddie walks to the ring through the crowd. Eddie gets on the mic. Eddie says this is where it all started. Eddie says he is at home. HUGE ovation. Eddie tells a story of when his grandmother first came to El Paso and cheated on her citizenship test. Eddie is interupted by John Cena coming to the ring. Cena does his usual rhymes saying Eddie does not belong here. Cena says Eddie has the US Title but he's not even an US citizen. Cena calls Eddie a wet back and says he's going to stick his foot up his ass. Eddie says Cena is pretty good for a white boy. Eddie says he is lying, that sucked. Eddie says Cena should not talk about his people where there are 12,000 of them there. Cena wants a shot at the US title. Eddie grants his wish and the match is on tonight. Cena says after he takes Eddie's title he will take his sister also. Eddie responds with an attack on Cena and clotheslines him out of the ring. As Cena is walking to the back Eddie rubs it in by doing a rhyme of his own.
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WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Rey Mysterio beat Nunzio w/ Stamboli and Palumbo with a top rope leg drop.
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Chris Benoit beat A-Train w/ Sable via the crippler crossface.
Backstage, Eddie is informed that someone is messing with his car.
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During the break, Albert tells Benoit that he did not beat him clean as his feet were under the ropes. Benoit is attacked from behind by Rhyno. Rhyno and Albert leave together.
In the parking lot Eddie finds his car has been stripped down. The APA, FBI, and Funaki know nothing about it. Eddie attacks the FBI for laughing at him until the APA pull him off.
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Brock Lesnar comes to the ring with a mic in hand. Lesnar says he is sick of everyone telling him he tapped out at Summerslam. Lesnar says it was a miracle because he's never tapped out in his life. Lesnar says he is not a quitter. Lesnar says things are not over between he and Angle. Lesnar demands a title rematch and calls out Angle. Angle appears on the oval tron making fun of Lesnar for being a whiny little bitch. Angle says he is coming to the ring and will make Lesnar tap out again. Undertaker rides his motorcycle to the ring. Undertaker wonders what all the talk is he hears about Lesnar regaining the title. Undertaker says Lesnar had his chance and he tapped out. Undertaker realizes it has been a long time since he's had his title shot. Undertaker warns Lesnar he should not worry about his rematch, he should worry about where he is tresspassing because this is his yard. If Lesnar has a problem leaving the yard, Undertaker will be glad to help him. Big Show comes to the ring. Show says he is 7'2 and 500 pounds and and has inflicted more pain and suffering on Angle, Lesnar, and Undertaker than anyone in the company, so he should get the title shot. Kurt Angle finally comes to the ring. Angle says he does not give a damn who he faces. Angle looks at Undertaker and says it would be an honor to make him tap in his own yard. Angle tells Show he has caused him pain and suffering just from his body odor alone. Stephanie McMahon comes to the ring. Stephanie says we will settle this the old fashion way. The next superstar to face Angle will be the winner of a triple threat match tonight between Undertaker, Lesnar, and Show.
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Backstage, Josh Mathews asks Cena if he touched Eddie's car. Cena denies it.
US Title Match
Eddie Guerrero beat John Cena via DQ after the ref watched Cena punch Eddie between the legs. Cena came to the ring carrying one of Eddie's rims. After the match Cena decked the ref with his chain and choked Eddie with it. Cena then FU'ed Eddie on the rim. Long match.
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Triple Threat No DQ #1 Contenders Match
(Kurt Angle at the announcers' table)
Brock Lesnar vs Big Show vs Undertaker
Undertaker pinned Lesnar with the last ride. Undertaker gets the title shot at Angle on next week's Smackdown in New Orleans.
After the match Angle enters the ring and he and Undertaker stare at each other. Angle leaves to the back. Undertaker salutes the fans and walks to the back.
Dark Matches / Velocity Tapings
Ultimo Dragon pinned a jobber – The place was so loud I never heard the jobber’s name (By the way, what is Dragon doing appearing in Dark Matches? – I don’t know either)
Sho Funaki & Mortis (Chris Kanyon) beat two preliminary wrestlers I’ve never heard of before
At this point, Josh Matthews & Tazz made their way to ringside – Huge pop for Tazz.
Doug Basham (with his brother and Shaniqua) pinned Billy Gunn (with Torrie, who looked beautiful) after Doug’s brother ended up interfering and pinning Gunn. – During this match, Jamie Knoble and Nidia ran to ringside to even up the odds, after the match, Billy and Jamie appear to have an argument – Torrie then treated the guys to a peek at her cheeks.
Shannon Moore (with Matt Hardy) pinned a jobber – surprisingly loud ovation for Moore, wrestled very well tonight and the fans appreciated it I think.
Yoshihiro Tajiri pinned Billy Kidman after Tajiri used the mist on Billy – Tajiri got a HUGE pop from the crowd, this was a very good match
WWE Tag Team Champions Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas beat The Acolytes/APA Bradshaw & Faarooq – Tremendous pop for The APA tonight.