Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Jul 19, 2004 14:14:03 GMT -5
SIMPLE PLEASURES[/u][/color]
The cameras pan the Studio 8 where the very first taping of 'Simple Pleasures' is about to take place. The camera scans all the beautiful faces in the crowd and then stops on a beauty in the front row who has this tight leather top on and this lonmg slender leather skirt on. She stands up and walks up to the stage where a cue person hands her a mic. The fans start going wild as the woman begins to talk.[/color]
Lexxie: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls welcome to Studio 8 and the very first taping of 'Simple Pleasures'. My name is Lexxie and these are your hosts for the evening. Oskar and Underdog...."
..Crowd goes wild as Oskar comes out and sits down in his chair taking a sip of his water (vodka).. Then 'White America' by Eminem hits and Underdog comes from the backstage area. He stops, picks up the director’s chair and walks up behind the cue card guy. Underdog has an evil smile on his face, lines up the shot and completely lays him out. He throws the chair on him and swaggers to the stage. Oskar is already being stage, Underdog shakes his hand and faces the camera. Lexxie gets in front of the crowd and says...[/color]
Lexxie: "Someone usually says how great it is to be here and on this show, they don’t roll like that. They don’t need cue cards, because it’s coming straight from the heart. So sit back and listen to the studs known as the SPA."[/color]
Oskar: "Well my name is Oskar and this fellow beside me is Underdog the Magnificant. This is our show and we are going to be straight and blunt with all you twits out there in the crowd. So if you want to cry leave because we need no little bitches in here. Underdog take this show and show them whats up."[/color]
Underdog: “A lot of Americans don’t know much outside their own state. I’m curious, who knows about Finland?”[/color]
It takes a while before some woman who looks like a cross between Gweneth Paultrow and Jennifer Lopez stands up and raises her hand unsurely.[/color]
Underdog: “Yes, you little lady...”[/color]
Woman: “I know it’s in Europe...”
Underdog: “Yeah?! Where?”[/color]
Woman: “I really don’t know...”
Underdog:“Sit down. Just sit down. How do you open that pretty little face and nothing comes out? Am I going to have to put something in it? Anyone else?”[/color]
The woman sits down and begins to cry. Underdog points at the woman and then two big men come out and pull the woman and her fat busted ass boyfriend out of Studio 8. Then finally a fat man in a yellow Charlie Brown style shirt raises his hand.[/color]
Underdog: “You sir!”
Man: “I know they’re a powerhouse in hockey. Saku Koivu and Teemu Selänne are big Finnish names...”
Underdog: “For once, you prove your worth. Get this man a pie. Some Finnish PIE.” [/color]
Underdog looks at Oskar and smiles as he sits down in his chair. Underdog then points again but this time out comes a beautiful blonde which leads the fat man backstage.[/i]
Underdog: "Now it is your turn to shine Brudah. I am finnished I had a long flight over. I am going to go backstage and check on my new buddie.[/color]
Underdog goes backstage as the cameras now focus on Oskar who is sipping away on his vodka.Oskar looks into the camera bewildered and then sets down his vodka and then stares into the camera.
Oskar: "Well I guess its my turn to flip it up and fire it up aint it? Well I am here to talk about one thing and that is marijuana. Thats right I said M-A-R-I-J-U-A-N-A! So do any of you lame ass Americans have a problem with that?"[/i]
A woman who looks like a suit in a very important company stands up and raises her hand and then before Oskar can say anything she begins to speak.
Woman: "I have a problem with this topic Oskar. I haev a very large problem with this topic."[/i]
Oskar: "Bitch what is your problem with MArijuana? What you cant smoke it because of your job and your jealous of people who can? What you afraid of a simple plant? Come on woman tell me what you think, go ahead its your floor now.
Woman: "Well for one Marijuana is illegal so thus you shouldnt chat about it on live televison. Think of the children listening out there. Secondly I am not afraid of a simple plant. Really I am not. I just dont understand this whole craze with it these days. I grew up in the 70's adn we smoked marijuana like it was going out of style. I dont children these days to try it because it is a Gateway drug to other drugs..."[/i]
Oskar: "Hold the fuck on you stupid American. Marijuana is not a gateway drug. People who smoke marijuana have a choice to do other drugs or not. Not all people who smoke Marijuana do other drugs. So its not a fucking gateway drug so dont say that shit. Fuck it bitch sit down and let someone else talk because your pissing me off. (Man raises his hand) You there you looki like a stoner tell this woman how it is.
Stoner Dude: "No doubt Oskar this bitch doesnt know what she is saying and I am here to set her wrong. Listen woman Marijuana, like Oskar said, is not a gateway drug. We have a choice to do other drugs to enhance the highness. Everyone is looking for a diferent Highness some are looking for the Royal Highness it really depends on who you are. I mean I have tried Cocaine before but that is because I wanted to not because Marijuana led me to do so. Secondly who gives a shit what you use to do in the 70's. Everyone in those days did Marijuana even if they admitt to it they did. To tell you the truth over 75 percent of Americans have done Marijuana and only one quarter of them have done other drugs while under the influence. So its not a gateway. Another thing I want to say is LEGALIZE MARIJUANA I mean how can you make a plant illegal which has so many uses? Hemp can be used to help with blindness, energy efficent gasoline, rope and many other things. I mean you can make a plant illegal but killing other humans legal? What the hell is up with that really I mean the United States is backwards and shoved up its Pilgrim asses sideways. We need new laws and people in our government who actually understand that Marijuana can be taxed and used to help make American better. Until America understands this we will do it all illegaly and we will do it until the day we die. Mary Jane is my friend, my friend in deed. Oskar back to you man, sorry..."
Oskar: (Sits there amazed by the stoner) "Wow that was something else and you said everything I was going to say. Well I guess that is the show. Anyways people stay tuned till next week as the Stoner Boy comes back and tells us more about the magical plant called 'Hemp' Lets send this bitch backstage to Underdog."
Underdog is backstage, with the gorgeous Siri. Behind them, is the fat man in a yellow shirt, only he is stripped to his underwear and tied to a chair.
Underdog: "“Next week, we have a special suprise for Rick. Until then, we’re going to fuck with him!” "
White American plays as the camer focuses on the fat man in the backstage area...
The cameras pan the Studio 8 where the very first taping of 'Simple Pleasures' is about to take place. The camera scans all the beautiful faces in the crowd and then stops on a beauty in the front row who has this tight leather top on and this lonmg slender leather skirt on. She stands up and walks up to the stage where a cue person hands her a mic. The fans start going wild as the woman begins to talk.[/color]
Lexxie: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls welcome to Studio 8 and the very first taping of 'Simple Pleasures'. My name is Lexxie and these are your hosts for the evening. Oskar and Underdog...."
..Crowd goes wild as Oskar comes out and sits down in his chair taking a sip of his water (vodka).. Then 'White America' by Eminem hits and Underdog comes from the backstage area. He stops, picks up the director’s chair and walks up behind the cue card guy. Underdog has an evil smile on his face, lines up the shot and completely lays him out. He throws the chair on him and swaggers to the stage. Oskar is already being stage, Underdog shakes his hand and faces the camera. Lexxie gets in front of the crowd and says...[/color]
Lexxie: "Someone usually says how great it is to be here and on this show, they don’t roll like that. They don’t need cue cards, because it’s coming straight from the heart. So sit back and listen to the studs known as the SPA."[/color]
Oskar: "Well my name is Oskar and this fellow beside me is Underdog the Magnificant. This is our show and we are going to be straight and blunt with all you twits out there in the crowd. So if you want to cry leave because we need no little bitches in here. Underdog take this show and show them whats up."[/color]
Underdog: “A lot of Americans don’t know much outside their own state. I’m curious, who knows about Finland?”[/color]
It takes a while before some woman who looks like a cross between Gweneth Paultrow and Jennifer Lopez stands up and raises her hand unsurely.[/color]
Underdog: “Yes, you little lady...”[/color]
Woman: “I know it’s in Europe...”
Underdog: “Yeah?! Where?”[/color]
Woman: “I really don’t know...”
Underdog:“Sit down. Just sit down. How do you open that pretty little face and nothing comes out? Am I going to have to put something in it? Anyone else?”[/color]
The woman sits down and begins to cry. Underdog points at the woman and then two big men come out and pull the woman and her fat busted ass boyfriend out of Studio 8. Then finally a fat man in a yellow Charlie Brown style shirt raises his hand.[/color]
Underdog: “You sir!”
Man: “I know they’re a powerhouse in hockey. Saku Koivu and Teemu Selänne are big Finnish names...”
Underdog: “For once, you prove your worth. Get this man a pie. Some Finnish PIE.” [/color]
Underdog looks at Oskar and smiles as he sits down in his chair. Underdog then points again but this time out comes a beautiful blonde which leads the fat man backstage.[/i]
Underdog: "Now it is your turn to shine Brudah. I am finnished I had a long flight over. I am going to go backstage and check on my new buddie.[/color]
Underdog goes backstage as the cameras now focus on Oskar who is sipping away on his vodka.Oskar looks into the camera bewildered and then sets down his vodka and then stares into the camera.
Oskar: "Well I guess its my turn to flip it up and fire it up aint it? Well I am here to talk about one thing and that is marijuana. Thats right I said M-A-R-I-J-U-A-N-A! So do any of you lame ass Americans have a problem with that?"[/i]
A woman who looks like a suit in a very important company stands up and raises her hand and then before Oskar can say anything she begins to speak.
Woman: "I have a problem with this topic Oskar. I haev a very large problem with this topic."[/i]
Oskar: "Bitch what is your problem with MArijuana? What you cant smoke it because of your job and your jealous of people who can? What you afraid of a simple plant? Come on woman tell me what you think, go ahead its your floor now.
Woman: "Well for one Marijuana is illegal so thus you shouldnt chat about it on live televison. Think of the children listening out there. Secondly I am not afraid of a simple plant. Really I am not. I just dont understand this whole craze with it these days. I grew up in the 70's adn we smoked marijuana like it was going out of style. I dont children these days to try it because it is a Gateway drug to other drugs..."[/i]
Oskar: "Hold the fuck on you stupid American. Marijuana is not a gateway drug. People who smoke marijuana have a choice to do other drugs or not. Not all people who smoke Marijuana do other drugs. So its not a fucking gateway drug so dont say that shit. Fuck it bitch sit down and let someone else talk because your pissing me off. (Man raises his hand) You there you looki like a stoner tell this woman how it is.
Stoner Dude: "No doubt Oskar this bitch doesnt know what she is saying and I am here to set her wrong. Listen woman Marijuana, like Oskar said, is not a gateway drug. We have a choice to do other drugs to enhance the highness. Everyone is looking for a diferent Highness some are looking for the Royal Highness it really depends on who you are. I mean I have tried Cocaine before but that is because I wanted to not because Marijuana led me to do so. Secondly who gives a shit what you use to do in the 70's. Everyone in those days did Marijuana even if they admitt to it they did. To tell you the truth over 75 percent of Americans have done Marijuana and only one quarter of them have done other drugs while under the influence. So its not a gateway. Another thing I want to say is LEGALIZE MARIJUANA I mean how can you make a plant illegal which has so many uses? Hemp can be used to help with blindness, energy efficent gasoline, rope and many other things. I mean you can make a plant illegal but killing other humans legal? What the hell is up with that really I mean the United States is backwards and shoved up its Pilgrim asses sideways. We need new laws and people in our government who actually understand that Marijuana can be taxed and used to help make American better. Until America understands this we will do it all illegaly and we will do it until the day we die. Mary Jane is my friend, my friend in deed. Oskar back to you man, sorry..."
Oskar: (Sits there amazed by the stoner) "Wow that was something else and you said everything I was going to say. Well I guess that is the show. Anyways people stay tuned till next week as the Stoner Boy comes back and tells us more about the magical plant called 'Hemp' Lets send this bitch backstage to Underdog."
Underdog is backstage, with the gorgeous Siri. Behind them, is the fat man in a yellow shirt, only he is stripped to his underwear and tied to a chair.
Underdog: "“Next week, we have a special suprise for Rick. Until then, we’re going to fuck with him!” "
White American plays as the camer focuses on the fat man in the backstage area...