Fun-Funny! (Pickup Lines)

[Mr. Hendrickson™]

Are you from Menphis cause you the only Ten-i-see.

Do you believe in love at first site, or should i walk by you again.

I may not be fred flinstone, but i'll make your bed rock.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together

Nice legs... what time do they open?

Let's pretend your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas. I think i'll spend some time in between the holidays.

Your legs are like peanut butter: smooth and easy to spread.

[Robert]

My favorite: *holds a dollar in hand* I got a dollar that says you have an addiction to friction baby! *does sex motion*

[Mr. Hendrickson™]

*puts finger in mouth touches himself and the woman* Lets get out of these wet clothes.

Did you wash those pants in windex? Cause I can see my self in them.

[Breakdown]

I'm a member of the "release the twins foundation". Would you like to make a donation?

You're so hot, you make me sweat like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting

[brutal bob]

*uses finger to indicate to come over to me , when they come "if i can make you come with one finger imagine what i can do with a whole hand"
okay that was more of a chiicks one

"im a pilot can i see your cockpit"

[.B.e.c.c.a.<3]

KMK said:

Nice legs... what time do they open?

I've actually heard that one before! *lol*