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Lard Ball lmao Sept 3, 2004 5:49:34 GMT -5

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Post by Breakdown on Sept 3, 2004 5:49:34 GMT -5

All alone
Just her and I
My Lubes all Gone
And her Cooch is Dry.
I search my House
To Find some more
Only to be startled
By the Knock on my Door
I grab my Pants
And my T-Shirt Too
But to my Surpise
They are covered in Spooge
Running and Stumbling
I run to my Door
I hear footsteps and mumbling
Its the Neighbor the Whore
She came to my room
to collect the money owed
so I grab my big broom
and stabbed her fat load
I didnt realize
what I had done
but it was too late
I was already gone
You see now my friends
and my neighbors too
her fat tub of lard
was covered with goo
The lard ass bitch
came for her money
the money I owed
for the fat honey
I guess a lesson is learned
You see now you all
I got my ass burned
By a fat lard ball

Mr. Hendrickson™ Administrator TheCause is Back! "The Best Columnist has Returned!" Posts: 8,976	Lard Ball lmao Sept 20, 2004 9:31:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Sept 20, 2004 9:31:03 GMT -5 OMG that is funny....
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Breakdown Administrator The Next Rock Legend! [Crew Member] Posts: 5,521	Lard Ball lmao Oct 15, 2004 16:53:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Breakdown on Oct 15, 2004 16:53:33 GMT -5 yeah... things i think of when im bored ><

Mr. Hendrickson™ Administrator TheCause is Back! "The Best Columnist has Returned!" Posts: 8,976	Lard Ball lmao Oct 16, 2004 0:33:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Oct 16, 2004 0:33:00 GMT -5 yeah i know how you feel I do things like this too.
	Mr. Hendrickson Presents the ... [glow=red,2,300]Peep-ulation[/glow] Where you will become a somebody! 'When life gives you lemons, give it the MIDDLE FINGER!'

Breakdown Administrator The Next Rock Legend! [Crew Member] Posts: 5,521	Lard Ball lmao Nov 6, 2004 12:37:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Breakdown on Nov 6, 2004 12:37:47 GMT -5 damn i need to make a new one... i wish i had more time to come up with some other stupid funny ass stories ><

Post by Breakdown on Sept 3, 2004 5:49:34 GMT -5

Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Sept 20, 2004 9:31:03 GMT -5

Post by Breakdown on Oct 15, 2004 16:53:33 GMT -5

Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Oct 16, 2004 0:33:00 GMT -5

Post by Breakdown on Nov 6, 2004 12:37:47 GMT -5