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Post by Breakdown on Aug 9, 2004 10:16:49 GMT -5
At first, I didn't think that wrinkled bag of shit deserved to go into space again, but now that I think about it, it's a great idea. I think more old people should be launched into space. Permanently. You see, it's a great idea because old people are so easily tricked! You just tell them anything, and they'll get confused all to hell, and then while they're not looking, you push them into the rocket, slam the door shut, and launch the bastards straight into the sun.
It's a simple plan. I call it by its code name: the "Get rid of all the old people by launching them into the sun, because they're worthless" plan.
But of course, like all great plans, this one has its hitches. I know there are going to be some bleeding heart sissies that are going to think it's wrong to launch old people into the sun. But don't worry, I've got a plan to deal with them too.
First, we hire billions of lumber jacks to take down as much of the rain forest as they can. Bonus to every team that causes the extinction of another species. Then, while all those hippies go down to protest the chopping of the trees, we fence them in and set the whole place on fire. If they complain, tough shit. They shouldn't have been so stupid to fall into our trap. Suckers.
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Aug 9, 2004 13:55:25 GMT -5
Ahahahahah now that is funny and true all in one!
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Post by Breakdown on Aug 9, 2004 14:01:53 GMT -5
im sorry but i have way too much time on my hands to think of stuff like that... i was really bored and i saw this old lady on tv... and he was pissing me off.. lol
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Aug 9, 2004 16:51:11 GMT -5
Well yeh you do have too much time n your hands but thats ok this made me laugh though nonetheless.
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Post by Breakdown on Aug 10, 2004 1:41:00 GMT -5
i was like ummm... wtf am i doing... and then when it was done.. i read it and then i realised it we pretty funny lol WOOT!
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Aug 10, 2004 2:02:30 GMT -5
WOoT! yes it is funny I should do this sometime.
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Post by Breakdown on Aug 10, 2004 2:12:25 GMT -5
yeah you should man...
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Aug 13, 2004 1:53:03 GMT -5
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