Post by Breakdown on Aug 9, 2004 10:14:53 GMT -5
Well i was bored so i wrote this... i thought it was funny maybe you will or maybe you wont... and i really dont care if you dont lol
It all started at a party when my mom and dad didnt know eachother or anything but everyone was getting drunk as hell and my dad thought it would be a good idea to slip my mom something in her drink. Later on that night when my dad woke up next to her he about had a heart attack because he realized what he had just done and much to his horror when he tried to get up he realized that they were both hand cuffed to the bed so at this point he was panicking. After about 10 mins of looking for the keys he got out of there and got out of the house and got his clothes on in that order too. When my mom woke up she was confused because she didnt remember getting in that bed or even being at that house. So later on that month she started feeling really sick and she thought that she looked fatter than usual so she went to the doctor and the doctor confirmed that she was indeed pregnant and she was liek "by who" and the doctor was like "well we can run a DNA test to see who the biological father is but it will take about 2 weeks. So 2 weeks later my mom came back to the clinic and was told that my dad was a black guy named shawn. She did a little giggle and said "I love the black cock" and the doctor told her that it was Puff daddy. When puff daddy was told about this he was liek "oh hell nah I aint that bitches babys daddy" and she was like "nigga yes you iz" and when she was gonna sue him for child support he got on his magical penguin and fled to cuba.
It all started at a party when my mom and dad didnt know eachother or anything but everyone was getting drunk as hell and my dad thought it would be a good idea to slip my mom something in her drink. Later on that night when my dad woke up next to her he about had a heart attack because he realized what he had just done and much to his horror when he tried to get up he realized that they were both hand cuffed to the bed so at this point he was panicking. After about 10 mins of looking for the keys he got out of there and got out of the house and got his clothes on in that order too. When my mom woke up she was confused because she didnt remember getting in that bed or even being at that house. So later on that month she started feeling really sick and she thought that she looked fatter than usual so she went to the doctor and the doctor confirmed that she was indeed pregnant and she was liek "by who" and the doctor was like "well we can run a DNA test to see who the biological father is but it will take about 2 weeks. So 2 weeks later my mom came back to the clinic and was told that my dad was a black guy named shawn. She did a little giggle and said "I love the black cock" and the doctor told her that it was Puff daddy. When puff daddy was told about this he was liek "oh hell nah I aint that bitches babys daddy" and she was like "nigga yes you iz" and when she was gonna sue him for child support he got on his magical penguin and fled to cuba.