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Post by Breakdown on Aug 6, 2004 10:38:07 GMT -5
Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship! 1. When you are sad, ....I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, ....I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, ..I'll know you finally got laid. 4. When you are SCARED, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get..... 5. When you are worried, ....I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused, ....I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. 7. When you are sick, ...STAY AWAY FROM ME until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath, I pledge 'til the END. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Aug 7, 2004 2:37:57 GMT -5
i like this parody of a poem. This one I reposted above is the best!
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Post by Breakdown on Aug 7, 2004 3:28:36 GMT -5
3. When you smile, ..I'll know you finally got laid. this one is my favorite
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Post by Dale The Great! on Aug 7, 2004 7:39:40 GMT -5
Haha cool poem. The 4th is the best.
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Post by Breakdown on Aug 7, 2004 7:46:48 GMT -5
hahaha 8 is pretty good... but not really cause i do that way too much
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Post by Dale The Great! on Aug 7, 2004 7:52:54 GMT -5
hahaha 8 is pretty good... but not really cause i do that way too much LOL, yeah that one is good. I do that all the time aswel.
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Post by Breakdown on Aug 7, 2004 8:46:28 GMT -5
yeah its always good to laugh at someone when they fall once and awhile.... sall good =)
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Post by .B.e.c.c.a.<3 on Aug 7, 2004 19:55:14 GMT -5
i like this parody of a poem. This one I reposted above is the best! Haha. Funny, that one reminded me of you.
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Post by Breakdown on Aug 8, 2004 1:15:09 GMT -5
did someone just call me dumb? lol oh lance.... he's not dumb WOOT!
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Aug 8, 2004 4:22:17 GMT -5
Nuff said!
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