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Post by Pixie on Oct 10, 2003 21:31:31 GMT -5
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'"
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'"
"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Oct 14, 2003 8:24:17 GMT -5
Now that is funny. I didnt think that would have happened from the beginning.. LOL
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Post by Daemon Rose on Oct 14, 2003 13:49:25 GMT -5
Now that is getting what they deserve.
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Post by Dale The Great! on Oct 20, 2003 11:42:26 GMT -5
lol thats really runny
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Oct 20, 2003 17:10:28 GMT -5
LOL this makes me laugh alot..
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