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Blonde
Sept 29, 2003 12:21:30 GMT -5
Post by Pixie on Sept 29, 2003 12:21:30 GMT -5
A blonde got a job with the Public Works Department. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the conditions and starts right away. The supervisor, checking up at the end of the day, found the blonde had completed 4 miles on her first day, double the average!!
"Great," he told her, "I think you're really going to work out."
The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only accomplished 2 miles. The supervisor thought, "Well she's still at the average and I don't want to discourage her, so I'll just keep quiet."
The third day however the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, "I need to talk to her before this gets any worse."
The boss pulled the new employee in and says, "You were doing so great. The first day you did 4 miles, the second day 2 miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Why? Is there a problem? An injury, equipment failure? What's keeping you from meeting the 2 mile minimum?"
The blonde replied, "Well, each day I keep getting farther and farther away from the bucket."
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Blonde
Sept 29, 2003 12:25:02 GMT -5
Post by ~*AngelBoo*~ on Sept 29, 2003 12:25:02 GMT -5
lol
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Blonde
Sept 29, 2003 23:37:53 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Sept 29, 2003 23:37:53 GMT -5
LOL thats a typical funny blonde joke.
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Blonde
Sept 30, 2003 14:22:52 GMT -5
Post by Breakdown on Sept 30, 2003 14:22:52 GMT -5
hahaha, that one is good oh and funny
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Blonde
Oct 21, 2003 15:22:01 GMT -5
Post by Dale The Great! on Oct 21, 2003 15:22:01 GMT -5
lol thats funny, ive got one:
Theres a blonde a an american and a russian and the russian sais to the american "we were the first in space!" and the american sais "we were the first on the moon!" and the blond sais "well us blondes are gonna be the first on the sun!" The American and the Russian look at each other and roll there eyes and the russian sais " youll burn up before u get there fool" and the blonde sais "were not stupid were going at night!"
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