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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Sept 27, 2003 18:12:55 GMT -5
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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Post by LostSunrise on Sept 27, 2003 18:47:39 GMT -5
eeeeeeee....
glad I'm not that guy...
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Post by Mr. Hendrickson™ on Sept 27, 2003 18:50:06 GMT -5
LOL this is another funny joke. I feel bad for the Apple and then the Pineapple guy lol.
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Post by Pixie on Sept 28, 2003 0:45:43 GMT -5
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Post by ~*AngelBoo*~ on Sept 29, 2003 7:58:44 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Forsaken on Sept 29, 2003 10:39:47 GMT -5
lol funny
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Post by Dale The Great! on Oct 21, 2003 15:14:29 GMT -5
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
lol ive heard dat before but it still makes me laugh
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